Monke Disease

Symptoms: monke

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok

by aminofficial February 13, 2021

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Monks veranda

The area of skin between and man's balls and asshole

I've got a real itch on my monks veranda today, need to find somewhere out of teh way to give it a good scratch

by JTCarter March 25, 2022

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Monke Month

The "Monke Month" is a months usually between April and July in which Djungelskog decides, it's a time of worshipping and giving thanks to the monkes that we love and give us memes

It is Monke Months!

by Xtecher April 25, 2022

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shit monke

no

ur a shit monke

by IADYuiesDDHAUEIe March 23, 2021

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monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.

Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!

by Twiste 13 December 02, 2013

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