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miami moondust

The byproduct of having sex one night, saving the man’s cum, and then grinding the dried cum up in a pepper grinder the morning after to snort like cocaine. Known aphrodisiac.
Janice snorted some Miami Moondust she saved from her liaison with Jeff the night before.

Jim loved felching, but there was something about Miami Moondust that always took the edge off the morning after.
by HoxhaWasAPacifist October 7, 2023
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miamification

When you move to Miami. You have a glow up called miamification. This is due in part to the competitive nature of Miami.
Wow! The miamification really hit you. You’ve only been here for a month, you look amazing!
by Kingcnf October 9, 2023
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Miami

Man, it is taking the death-bots a minute to get up here, innit? Shit... How long ago were they in Argentina? Had to have been like a month or 2... This is taking forever. I should have done the nanobot Alucard body FIRST... And THEN the death-bots... I don't know, it- I did this shit entirely backwards....
Hym "Yeah, create A.I., IMMEDIATE nanobot-Alucard body, consciousness transfer (I don't know why I though supplanting my cells one at a time was a good idea. That was fucking retarded), death-bot army, seize Jennifer Lawrence, capture Jordan Peterson... Put him in, like, a bird cage or something.... Conquer all of the countries... Build my slut-tower... Clone Megyn Kelly... Breed some some kind of mount... Like a bear-moose... Or and alligator-elk... Something with horns... Ummm... Obviously get carried around on a Xerxes thrown... I mean, it's a good plan. It's a good plan... Did it in the wrong order... Death-bots are taking FOREVER to get here... Where they at now? Miami? Yeah, this shit sucks..."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
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Miami

A popular city in Florida near the beach, and its inhabitants include masked schizo mom-loving murderers, some simp vigilantes and even the Russian mafia. (Yes, this is a Hotline Miami reference)
Yo, wanna go to Miami?
Hell nah! Do you think I want to get jumped by the Russians?!
by Chuli-P November 15, 2023
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Miami pax

Oh my god this shit gasss u must have got it from Miami pax!!!”
by Dadenicalsks November 20, 2023
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Miami coffee

Hey, you tired? I have coffee. Miami coffee. Got a state?
by Hadita December 1, 2023
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Matamoros

Those with this last name be saying out of pocket shit every day, and get catcalled by ‘spencer’ last names at 9 in the morning, when you see an instagram video liked by him, it’s a wild ride
“Oh my gawwwd, did you see what matamoros liked on insta”

“Right, made me giggle, wiggle and fiddle diddle
by StoleHisBrenda26 March 9, 2024
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