run of the mill

average or mediocre, ordinary

That girl is a run of the mill flirt.

by The Return og Light Joker January 26, 2008

milk truck

Used to define a woman with impressively large breasts.

That girl is totally driving a milk truck!

Milk truck on your left.

Last weekend, I got a ride on the milk truck.

by MrKoi April 25, 2007

Mileyboarded

A form of torture, akin to water-boarding, where a parent is subjected to incessant playing of either the Meet Miley Cyrus Album or Hannah Montana's Best of Both Worlds.

In response to any question asked of her, Candace only squeaks, "Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days. Everybody knows, what, what I'm talkin' 'bout, everybody gets that way." She got Mileyboarded over the weekend on a road trip with her daughter, and her eyes have been glazed over ever since.

by Shiningcity April 16, 2008

The Old Milwaukee Blues

adj - That particularly shitty feeling after a long night of drinking Old Milwaukee. Usually symptoms include a pounding headache and the beer shits.

"Hey, where the hell is Duff?"

"He won't be in for another couple hours, he's got a pretty bad case of the Old Milwaukee blues."

by CDuFF105 August 21, 2008

milk pillows

Slang for breasts, preferably large enough to offer sufficient head support while sleeping.

Sharon's milk pillows are huge.

by DwarZZ December 28, 2005

Milford Junction

It is the act where two+ lovers take a shit in a large metal mixing bowl and mix the feces together. Then each of you take a handful of the mixture and swallow it. Then after waiting a total of five minutes you vomit on your respective lover's chest and make hot sweet love with the smell of vomit and shit hanging in the air.

Guy 1: Me and my girl decided to try the Milford Junction last night.

Guy 2: Oh really? How did it taste?

Guy 1: Like shit!

by guruguru12386 November 5, 2013

you are the millionth visitor

A load of bullshit displayed at the top of some websites in a GIF image or Flash format. They usually contain adware.

Mike: I clicked on the window that said "you are the millionth visitor", and now my computer's slow.

Chester: Retard >_>

by EatMyFanfiction September 7, 2011