AFJROTC Kids in St.Martin high

First of all if you actually are in this program you can disrespectfully STFU. Literally full of a bunch of kiss asses that literally have no life and trying to find something you might be able to call a friend. if you generally get offended by this you lick your moms tits and if you are in AFJROTC than you have a great future of being a child molester or the NBA(no bitches association or the MVP (the most virgin person)). There's only a very few people that I've met that aren't total ass wipes and poor excuses of a functioning human being that can go one sentence without talking about this absolute abomination of a class. I can make a whole list of people that need to leave the proximity but I don't want the wanna be national guard on my ass.

AFJROTC Kids in St.Martin high only have there dick in there mom and that was during birth.

by nobitches69420 April 28, 2022

Dean Martin

Superlatively cooler than most in diction, manner, and in the ability to woo the opposite sex.

also see: Dino

The way he effortlessy coaxed those two hotties up to his pad with one sentence was so Dean Martin.

by loungecat August 9, 2004

Mr. Martin

Mr. Martin is the most powerful man in the world. He is the glowing torch in the cave of humanity. When you first meet him you piss your self but after a year or two you realize he's still scary with a mixture of nice, chill, and cool. Other Mr's wish they were a Mr. Martin.

Oh my god is that Mr. Martin, He looks so chill.

by Brian Y: June 12, 2014

Jake Martin

A boy from Degrassi Season 11 in his Junior year who is portrayed by Justin Kelly. Many believe he is a unicorn as it is impossible to be the level of sexy and adorable which he is. He wears a wide variety of plaid shirts and work boots which usually are not hot, but on him, they somehow are. He has flawless skin, is very tall and for some reason, when he talks, angels sing. He probably poops rainbows and lollipops. He fixes things like broken sinks and is also good with his hands (at carpentry and probably other things...). His girlfriend is Clare Edwards which is awkward because their parents are dating. This couples' nickname is Cake.

"Jake Martin would make fixing the toilet look sexy!"

or,

"I love Cake!"

by momopaul August 16, 2011

Dean Martin

A singer back in the day that STILL is cool to this day. Almost everyone has heard his music. Also in the original Ocean's 11 with Sammy Davis Jr. and Frank Sinatra.

Person- "Dean Martin is my favorite singer!"

by SJM3 March 17, 2009

Two-pint-Martin

A two-pint-martin is someone who drinks a fair amount of ale and then proceeds to finish the evening off with a two-pronged assault on their already suffering body, i.e. they order two pints and proceed to guzzle them simultaneously (one in each hand.

Tom Martin did this in Budapest, 2005, and made a tit out of himself.

by James Flunder February 2, 2005

NJ Martin

NJ Martin is the scientific name for a wide variety of things.

Heres a few words that NJ Martin works in conjunction with;
Pimp, Baller, Mack, Beast, Goon, Thug, Gangster, High Roller, G'd Up, Fresh, Money, Green, Mulah, Doja, Kush, Crack Slangin' Beast, 25 inch long penis.

Brittney - I sure wish I had an NJ Martin

Tiara - Girl, I wish I did too, Then I wouldn't have to do nothing with my piece of shit life except sit around the house and be a lazy whore even more than my good for nothing ass is now, and suck my NJ Martin's dick every 5 minutes.

Brittney - Yes girl, I feel you... That's the life I wanna be living. Please Jesus send me a NJ Martin.

by -NJ- January 16, 2011