Slumber Lumber

A more sophisticated version of morning wood. Usually when you are fully asleep, and the blood can add extra power.

Sarah: After Steve fell asleep, he got the most AMAZING slumber lumber last night.
Kiki: Wow, I wish my man, Jamal had that.

Sarah: True Story

by TheTrueStoryGuy May 8, 2014

Classy lumberjack

Used to describe a fashion style in Oregon, typically consisting of trendy clothing and a sizeable beard.

Kevin is from Oregon and clearly retained that classy lumberjack swag.

by whatsthedifferencebetweenstock December 6, 2014

Sleepy Lumberjack

When you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you're far too tired to tackle that morning wood.

Man, I haven't seen wood like that since after prom, but this sleepy lumberjack kept to his coffee.

by MrTastie November 16, 2016

To lumberjack

A sexual act where two individuals enter a third individual from both ends, pulling the third individual back and forth as if a two person saw.

He nudged me, and said ‘’I’d really like to lumberjack her with you”

by Showpurple70 November 24, 2017

alternative lumberjack

A recovering alternative kid that is angsty usually a part of the lgbt community that now found country music during their search to find god but has discover that they are not one or the other they or both therefore they are an alternative lumberjack

Guy 1: Yo that chick is something , I want to know more about her

Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉

by Angsty teen yeee hawww July 10, 2019

Russian Lumberjack

Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt

Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack

by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020

laxative lumber company

A RARE BOI PAJ, NEVER SEEN BEFORE, DERVIEVED FROM THE LATIN WORLD THATCHERINA

you call all of our classmates are part of the laxative lumber company because they are boi pajs

by MS. LISA MAMAMAMMAAMAMAM April 16, 2021