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by Eatnessgray November 4, 2021
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If you meet someone called Knife, you've been blessed.
This person has the biggest heart, dont take it for granted.
Knife will stand by you through anything, they wont let you feel alone ever again.
They have the best hair, perfect for running your fingers through. This makes them melt into your hand, becoming the most adorable darling ever.
They are the prettiest boy you ever did see, you will find yourself staring at them, wondering how on earth its possible to be that cute.
They are chaotic and impulsive and they make questionable choices that will worry you, but if you take care of them properly they will be the most loyal, loving friend you could ever ask for.
Be prepared to catch them when a skate board is near, they will go down any hill they see. Even though they will probably be fine, take no risks.
Don't you dare hurt them, because if you do, you will be hunted down by several angry gays.
How to take care of your Knife :
-give headpats
-feed their monster addiction
-hold them when they need it
-forhead kisses
-handle with care, they are precious
Alternatively,
If you meet someone called Knife, you've been blessed.
This person has the biggest heart, dont take it for granted.
Knife will stand by you through anything, they wont let you feel alone ever again.
They have the best hair, perfect for running your fingers through. This makes them melt into your hand, becoming the most adorable darling ever.
They are the prettiest boy you ever did see, you will find yourself staring at them, wondering how on earth its possible to be that cute.
They are chaotic and impulsive and they make questionable choices that will worry you, but if you take care of them properly they will be the most loyal, loving friend you could ever ask for.
Be prepared to catch them when a skate board is near, they will go down any hill they see. Even though they will probably be fine, take no risks.
Don't you dare hurt them, because if you do, you will be hunted down by several angry gays.
How to take care of your Knife :
-give headpats
-feed their monster addiction
-hold them when they need it
-forhead kisses
-handle with care, they are precious
Knife is the sweetest person ever <3
by definitelynotkat November 22, 2021
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by she wvahhahaw January 25, 2022
Get the kaiffer mug.A woman between puberty and late twenties who is attracted to serial killers and often mentions how their several severe crimes don't matter to her, because she finds them attractive and charming.
Person A: I heard Melissa got asked out yesterday.
Person B: Yeah, but she turned it down because she said "he wasn't mysterious enough for her". All these serial killer documentaries have turned her into such a Knife Receptacle.
Person B: Yeah, but she turned it down because she said "he wasn't mysterious enough for her". All these serial killer documentaries have turned her into such a Knife Receptacle.
by Hobgox February 5, 2022
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by localhotwhore January 4, 2022
Get the knife rider mug.There are four different keiffer moments , and for all of them you may refer to them as a "keiffer moment" or even "pulling a keiffer"
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Keiffer moment 1: When you mix up your friend's names and repeat them over and over until you reach the right name
Keiffer moment 2: Whenever your walking next to somebody, speed up past them, and slow down just for them to run into you.
Keiffer moment 3: Find a way to ruin a romantic interaction, perhaps by slamming hands on the friends while they're walking with their gf/bf.
Keiffer moment 4: Screaming while talking in the cafeteria at 7 AM, or simply yelling when not necessary.
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Keiffer moment 1: When you mix up your friend's names and repeat them over and over until you reach the right name
Keiffer moment 2: Whenever your walking next to somebody, speed up past them, and slow down just for them to run into you.
Keiffer moment 3: Find a way to ruin a romantic interaction, perhaps by slamming hands on the friends while they're walking with their gf/bf.
Keiffer moment 4: Screaming while talking in the cafeteria at 7 AM, or simply yelling when not necessary.
Friend 1: *pulling a keiffer moment (definition 4)*
Friend 2: SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Friend 1: Sorry, won't do it again.
Friend 1, 3 minutes later: *pulls another key 4 moment 4*
Friend 2: SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Friend 1: Sorry, won't do it again.
Friend 1, 3 minutes later: *pulls another key 4 moment 4*
by Dawsonz February 27, 2022
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by Knoffe March 22, 2022
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