knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist

"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."

by DunchThirty February 13, 2012

Knife

Def 1 :A piece of metal used to cut meat or other foods

Can you pass me that knife over there Jerry?

by PotatoPotat October 18, 2018

Knifing Party

When a group of dudes come together and gather in a circle to rub their erect penises against each others', similar to sword fighting.

The main goal of a knifing party is to see who can ejaculate the fastest, having the last person to finish clean each "knife" with their hands.

A variation of the common knifing party involves simply rubbing against any body part.

That knifing party was so intense last night.

by Elton Axton October 8, 2020

The Swiss Army Knife

When your are a little too coke’d up to keep your erecton so you quickly switch to a finger

I was banging Kim and had to use the Swiss Army knife.

by Technosmash October 6, 2017

piss knife

when someone freezes their piss into the shape of a blade and uses it as a knife.

john used his piss knife to carve a Halloween pumpkin

by the cuck champion May 14, 2019

JACK KNIFING THE SUN

It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.

Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 29, 2021

time knife

It’s a phrase that some dude on the Erin that me that made no sense because he’s probably high when typing it.

You’ve seen the hat man? But not the time knife!?

by Uglyeye28 April 21, 2023