noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.
"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"
by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020
Get the kink-cockmug. An attraction to stereotypical behavior associated with thugs or the derival of sexual pleasure from thugs behavior.
I know I should be into guys that are kind and respectful but something about a bad boy turns me on. I think I have a thug kink. I just like when they're rude, aggressive, uncaring and lawless you know.
by ThefireGriffin March 19, 2024
Get the thug kinkmug. by ChrisXzoesbaba July 2, 2021
Get the knife kinkmug. A kink, is a sexual fetish, however, a stinky kink is a whole different thing. A stinky kink is still a fetish, but only fetishes that have to do with disgusting stuff (fart, poop, eating the dried poop out of ones pubes).
by poopyscentedvaginacandle August 31, 2021
Get the Stinky Kinksmug. When the Pizza delivery person ends up being an Alien with 8 tentacle tongues and he/she comes inside to deliver the "Pizza" &
He/she "takes you to The Stars"
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He/she "takes you to The Stars"
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So, the other night I ordered a pizza and you will never believe what happened...
my Star-Kink came true
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my Star-Kink came true
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by THEESLINGUIST11 July 23, 2023
Get the Star-Kinkmug. by poopydexterandvedahater January 4, 2022
Get the kitty kinkmug. The affiliation or interest in the religion of Judaism to such an extent you feel sexually aroused. The thought of a Kippa merely seduces the mind as liquid coats the thighs. Regardless of synagogue service the Kippa kink is respected amongst all religions.
by Skibtybop6767 October 6, 2025
Get the Kippa Kinkmug.