Mario Kart'd

Verb (past tense): To have an incredible 1st place lead while playing Mario Kart Wii. Then getting comboed by almost every single power up by other racers in the game and (possibly) falling off the map. Effectively putting you so far behind that you have no chance of getting back to first, as well as ruining your day.

Man 1: Hey buddy you look rough, what happened?
Man 2: I don't even know, I was in first, but then a blueshell...lighting bolt, red shells, oh god so many shells. The eternal out-of-bounds abyss beckons to me!
Man 1: NO! don't tell me you got-
Man 2: Yes... I got Mario Kart'd.

by The 0 Crossing April 15, 2019

mario kart champ

Lol the most skilled player ever known to man...good luck trying to ever take first place against a doode like this...GoGo Boots speed...and mostly known as Danny...also if you are named Arla you prolly lost

Damn. He’s a true Mario Kart Champion

by YERT42069 October 17, 2019

Beer Karate

A drinking game in which two players finish a drink and then karate chop the can until they back out or the can is in two pieces

Brad: “Do you want to play beer karate?”
Chad: “No man I don’t want to cut my hand again.”

by Cronchfield November 7, 2020

Mario Kart Television

Mario Kart TeleVision (MKTV) produces recordings of all Mario Kart races with cinematic recording and editing.

Mario Kart Television will be on tomorrow morning at 10am sharp!

by Randonarchy April 3, 2021

Sonic Kart

A stupid game for dumb idiots, only played by the loneliest and most autistic mario kart rejects. Loved by sonic fans and furries alike.

Did you see Jim playing Sonic Kart the other day after we kicked his ass in Mario Kart? What a loser!

by Dr Face Doctor June 5, 2021

Georgia Karta

She bullied me in school in year 2-5. Still not over it.

"Who's Georgia Karta?"
"The manipulative dream apologist."

by zaloony !! September 5, 2021

Ganesh Karthik

Ganesh karthik thinks he has 20 inch dick. He will do anything to get attention, He was bullied during his childhood so he is bully now. He has sex with his dark mom for pleasure. He sucks up to his managers for giving blowjobs. Punda mavan number one. He is a foodie and eats his own shit when he is alone or playing sports.

ganesh karthik is a pundamavan. He is a top notch cocksucker

by yendadei November 22, 2021