Noun. Prounounced, Jordan Kah-nots.
A "Jordan Knotts" is the typical nimrod of every highschool, city, state, etc. A Jordan Knotts claims they are completely straight, but everyone knows they like to suck big black cock on the weekends. A person defined as a Jordan Knotts typically finds pleasure in shoving wide, thick objects up their anus and feels the need to be turned on by things the average person wouldn't normally be turned on by or things that are frowned upon by society. For example, their mother, your mother, their grandma, jews, their father, turtles, black poop, bloody poop, and even period blood. A Jordan Knotts can appear awesome at first, but don't let them fool you. They're are quite the trickster!
A "Jordan Knotts" is the typical nimrod of every highschool, city, state, etc. A Jordan Knotts claims they are completely straight, but everyone knows they like to suck big black cock on the weekends. A person defined as a Jordan Knotts typically finds pleasure in shoving wide, thick objects up their anus and feels the need to be turned on by things the average person wouldn't normally be turned on by or things that are frowned upon by society. For example, their mother, your mother, their grandma, jews, their father, turtles, black poop, bloody poop, and even period blood. A Jordan Knotts can appear awesome at first, but don't let them fool you. They're are quite the trickster!
by purrgostine wong December 6, 2011
Get the Jordan Knottsmug. Also known as "The Ready Set". He's the most amazing guy known to man-kind. He will blow your mind with a look in the eye or 2 words. He is incredibly hot & funny & the best person you could ever meet. He is the best musician & 57,328,459,305,607% pure perfect. no one can possibly NOT love him. <3
I can't possibly give you an example of the amazing man himself, Jordan Witzigreuter. so go on youtube & go listen to him!
by JLWitzigreuter August 2, 2011
Get the Jordan Witzigreutermug. MJ is the greatest of all time
by C-Note 2000 May 16, 2005
Get the Michael Jordanmug. A young boy who sleeps with everyone within distance and thinks he's the shit. But his ego is so large he can not see how ruined and broken he really is.
by idkwhoiamedgfttrh November 6, 2010
Get the Jordan Godeliemug. A shoe that white middle class girls didn’t know existed before 2020. most popular shoe of the decade so far, some call it the new air force 1 bc they’re so overhyped. they do be cold tho. will be remember as the “covid lockdown shoe”.
Me : bro what shoes should i get?
Friend: go cop new jordan 1s broski
me: but resellers buy them out and try charging double for them smh
Friend: go cop new jordan 1s broski
me: but resellers buy them out and try charging double for them smh
by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021
Get the Jordan 1smug. Another word for a small dick. However it can only be used if in context of gay relationships to specifically disguise you trying to getting your little willy wet.
Oi bruv I know we r friends but us chavs we are real closer than that, I’m 14 your 12 but I think you need to do my Jack Jordan so we can move on.
by GoodGuysAsnicker January 11, 2020
Get the jack jordanmug. One of Canada's top emerging music Producers and Audio Engineers. Also a highly skilled Multi-instrumentalist. Resides on Vancouver Island BC. and founded Cabin Fever Studios. Born in North York Ontario, and grew up in Bancroft Ontario, slowly heading Westward over the years. Has a natural ear for music and rhythm since childhood, and is claimed to be a musical prodigy by his peers.
Whenever i hear a great album that i can't put down, by a BC artist, I assume that it was Produced or mixed by Jordan Stringer.
by Frank Chant February 6, 2010
Get the Jordan Stringermug.