Also known as "The Ready Set". He's the most amazing guy known to man-kind. He will blow your mind with a look in the eye or 2 words. He is incredibly hot & funny & the best person you could ever meet. He is the best musician & 57,328,459,305,607% pure perfect. no one can possibly NOT love him. <3
I can't possibly give you an example of the amazing man himself, Jordan Witzigreuter. so go on youtube & go listen to him!
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by C-Note 2000 May 16, 2005
Get the Michael Jordan mug.A young boy who sleeps with everyone within distance and thinks he's the shit. But his ego is so large he can not see how ruined and broken he really is.
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Me : bro what shoes should i get?
Friend: go cop new jordan 1s broski
me: but resellers buy them out and try charging double for them smh
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me: but resellers buy them out and try charging double for them smh
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Oi bruv I know we r friends but us chavs we are real closer than that, I’m 14 your 12 but I think you need to do my Jack Jordan so we can move on.
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Get the jack jordan mug.One of Canada's top emerging music Producers and Audio Engineers. Also a highly skilled Multi-instrumentalist. Resides on Vancouver Island BC. and founded Cabin Fever Studios. Born in North York Ontario, and grew up in Bancroft Ontario, slowly heading Westward over the years. Has a natural ear for music and rhythm since childhood, and is claimed to be a musical prodigy by his peers.
Whenever i hear a great album that i can't put down, by a BC artist, I assume that it was Produced or mixed by Jordan Stringer.
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