by Big Mich123 October 19, 2018
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A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
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This guy/girl made one person he/she knew laugh with one out of every ten things he/she said, everyone else was angered by what he/she said. He/she is a bad joke.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
Get the Bad joke mug.A joke relating to Quantum Physics and the concept of a joke about Quantum Physics that repeats every cycle of the joke in a loop. The joke itself can be found inside the popular game, Undertale.
So I opened the Quantum Physics book and there, unbelievably, I found another book. This book, however, was a joke book about Quantum Jokes. After flipping that book open I swear to you, there was yet another Quantum Physics book. I don't even know how the books got in each other in the first place. That whole situation turned out to be a real mindfuck.
by Nihils June 14, 2020
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a Hylian Joker is also called an avdri.
a Hylian Joker is described in each genders.
a Hylian Joker is also called an avdri.
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guy2: "holy shit dude that's not funny that's actually really offensive"
guy1: "Dude calm down it was a joke"
guy2: "STFU No, Do you think you can say anything to anyone and they would automatically be laughing because you said it was a joke?. The word 'joke' over the decades has been ruined by assholes like you saying offensive shit and using the phrase 'It was a joke' as some boring pathetic excuse"
guy2: "holy shit dude that's not funny that's actually really offensive"
guy1: "Dude calm down it was a joke"
guy2: "STFU No, Do you think you can say anything to anyone and they would automatically be laughing because you said it was a joke?. The word 'joke' over the decades has been ruined by assholes like you saying offensive shit and using the phrase 'It was a joke' as some boring pathetic excuse"
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