johnny kettler

Legendary bullrider from South side Houston tx

Wired up like johnny kettler!

by Syrup288 June 24, 2023

Dedicated Johnny

that one kid that always chases you across a game map.

“Look at this dedicated Johnny who eliminated me”

by Average food prodect June 6, 2022

johnnie thomas

the name of a really awesome brother.

dude, he's such a johnnie thomas!

i wish i had a johnnie thomas.

by sista! May 2, 2010

Johnny Bluetooth

That obnoxious guy (or girl) who insists on wearing their Bluetooth earpiece everywhere they go. Usually seen and heard having loud personal phone calls in public places. Often spotted with cell phone clipped to their belt.

I wish Johnny Bluetooth over there would realize that nobody cares about his effing golf handicap!

by lablanca December 2, 2010

Johnny-Tacklebox

A man with many piercings. Piercings including body, most on face and ears. Occasionally a member of a punk or goth group. Extra indications might include having a spiky Mohawk or a died hair.

These people are fun to point out on road trips.

Bill: Johnny-Tacklebox! over there (points inside the car).

Mark: Ok, I see him next to the hot topic.

by Joecoolguy69 August 21, 2010

johnny davidson

big dick having pussy slayer, always fucking at least 5 10/10s. If your girl meets him, you probably don't have girlfriend anymore

-look at that beautiful man with ten girls around him
-must be a johnny davidson

by babatunde123 September 29, 2023

Johnny Bong

A Johnny Bong is when a Stoner of the human variety smokes the weed in the method of a “Johnny” otherwise known as a “Joint” or “Blunt”, but instead of inhaling at the end of the rolled kush, the vessel of the Kush is inserted into a bowl piece on a Waterbong.

Stoner_HUMAN-1 : “Hey my bowl piece is partially broke and can’t hold much weed, Let’s Johnny Bong it!”
Stoner_HUMAN-2 : “Heck yeah! Good idea neighbor!”

by Totally-A-human_Stoner April 11, 2021