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Johnny Depp 

One of the hottest men in Hollywood. Starred in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Willy Wonka), Nick of Time (over protective father), and the forever famous Pirates of the Carribbean Trilogy (Captain Jack Sparrow.)
Megan loves Johnny Depp. Say one thing about him, and she'll go crazy.
Johnny Depp by Megg<3 January 10, 2008

Johnny Cash 

Ex convict turned musician. Sings some great little diddy's like I Walk The Line, Ring Of Fire and that classic: I Fought The Law. Quite possibly one of the greatest people in modern music.
Matt: What's the greatest thing about Johnny Cash?
Sarah: He's Johnny Cash!
Johnny Cash by Amoona B. Squimbley October 19, 2005

Johnny Chaos 

Besides being a kool name for anyone, the name brings fame, honor, and success. Those who doubt the great power of the name are eaten by the evil spinach monster and never return.
Johnny C. like long walks on the beach, road bikes, the ladies, plaid/flannel, sleeve tattoos and coffee.
Dude #1: Dude your like such a Johnny Chaos.
Dude #2: Oh thanks I guess.
Johnny Chaos by poncho velo July 7, 2009

Johnny Wadd 

Nickname for John C. Holmes, the most prolific male porno actor of all time. Also, the eponymous movie series title from the early 1970's starring Holmes as a private dick displaying his enormous spuge talent.
Jimmy: There's nobody like Johnny Wadd on the silver screen
Wilbur: Yeah, he was a giant in the industry who could always deliver the money shot on the director's command
Johnny Wadd by wch-meister July 21, 2016

Johnny Smakface 

Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.

He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
Johnny Smakface by <3Pnub February 24, 2005

johnny red eye 

Those skids are smoking the Johnny red eye.
johnny red eye by Stanski May 31, 2016