Jizz Turtle

1. Jizz that comes out shaped like a turtle.
2. Someone who has problems ejaculating.
3. A turtle covered in jizz.

(1)"Dude did you see that guys jizz turtle!"

by Jesus Was A Robot August 15, 2008

Jizz Baboon

A gay man with no scruples about who he anally penetrates

"That gay guy over there loves any cock"

"Yep he's a complete Jizz Baboon"

by bagoshago October 25, 2008

Skittle Jizz

The juice that comes from chewing a mouth full of skittles.

I coughed up a lung because all that Skittle jizz running down my throat.

by Kid_Wicked April 23, 2009

jizzbag

1) A real fuckin idiot 2) bag for holdin' jizz

1) My roommate is such a jizzbag. 2) Pick up this jizzbag before my mom comes.

by Skiz November 23, 2002

Jizz Sprayed

a woman/man getting sprayed with sperm from the man's penis

A slut is gettin' jizz sprayed over there!

by boom boom boom doggy June 28, 2010

Jizz Clown

A mythical creature, who is a giant penis, wearing a clown costume. This giant penis roams around frequently in mystery books, and is seen once in every episode of Scooby Doo, including Whats New Scooby Doo? Has been sighted many times in real life, where the Jizz Clown attacked the surveyor and jizzed on their face.

Jim: Hey did you see the giant Jizz Clown at the mall last week?
Todd: Yeah, I saw him in the bathroom. I asked what a giant penis was doing in there and he jizzed all over my face!
Robert: That sounds delicious!

by Nichopie June 4, 2007

jizz lite

Semen with no sperm present. Produced by men who have had a vasectomy.

I've been shooting jizz lite since I got my nuts snipped but my wife says it all tastes the same.

by G-Spunk December 7, 2006