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Jewish Boner

first I was sitting on his lap and next thing you know i found out he got a jewish boner
by LoganElexys November 4, 2025
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Jewish ethnicity

The ethnicity of Jewish people which is, African American, Chinese, and Ohio
by Ezme eats cats June 18, 2021
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Jewish Steamroller

When two Jewish seniors with gray hair smother and slather moist, mushy matzah with there shlongs on there buttcheeks.
Harold gave a me a Jewish steamroller lastnight. I had to shower twice.
by Cooper123 July 9, 2016
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Jewish slap

To be slapped by a loctka
"Hey watch out or I will Jewish slap you."
by AWD July 16, 2016
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Jewish messiah

A mathematical structure of the mind that also acts as the pre-eminent language of science.

The Jewish Messiah is a non-Tarski space (a space which contains its boundaries INSIDE of its surface).
The Jewish messiah is understood to be mathematical structure of the mind.
It is also the sublime-language of science.

In computer language it appears as a Json-DAG on Kafka-in-serverless mode: a mainframe language that can query itself.
by metawave November 10, 2021
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Jewish Wet Dream

What every Jew loves to see, a blonde girl and a black man couple. Not because they hate blonde goys and like to see their daughters sexually degraded or anything... they're just concerned about civil rights or true love or something like that.
Guess who's coming to dinner goyim...A dirty nigger to fuck your daughter! That's my Jewish Wet Dream revenge fantasy
by Callivan January 18, 2023
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jewish worm

That Jewish guy in the pools changing room had a Jewish worm
by Dank jew May 4, 2019
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