Tattoos that begin below the elbows and extend down onto the hands. A quick, cheap way to make everyone think you're covered in tattoos.
I thought that guy was all tatted up until I saw him in the locker room, they were just Jersey sleeves.
by vnjersgn May 20, 2015
Get the Jersey sleevesmug. When a Penis is pressed against the tip of your nose while being jacked off to ejaculation and the sperm sprays itself all over your face. Points if it gets in both your eyes.
Did you see Joseph's face the other day at the orgy, his face was plastered with a Jersey smile from Stephen
by Jizzlemoose December 13, 2019
Get the Jersey Smilemug. Taking a shower after pooping instead of wiping. Can be the result of a lack of toilet paper or inability or unwillingness to wipe.
After squeezing out a steamer I realized there was no toilet paper. So I jumped in the shower for the ol’ Jersey bidet.
by Jeromeo November 2, 2021
Get the Jersey Bidetmug. A foolish, hubris-based bet formed with little to no foreknowledge of the subject of the bet or the participants; resulting in the loser being utterly defeated.
I wouldn't bet that a Filipino couldn't beat a spicy food challenge. That's the epitome of a Jersey Bet.
by T'Rezi July 13, 2016
Get the Jersey Betmug. by shirtman1 August 5, 2011
Get the Jersey Liftermug. A New Jerseyan that doesn’t drink, but smokes daily. They most likely drive high often. They consider doing mushrooms, but then remember Jersey ain’t quite Cali or Oregon yet, but with Murphy it might get there. 100% ADHD head.
Person 1: Yo did our DD just take a fat bong rip?
Person 2: Yeah, but he’s Jersey Sober and forgot his Adderall.
Person 2: Yeah, but he’s Jersey Sober and forgot his Adderall.
by JerziteOn March 29, 2022
Get the Jersey Sobermug. “wow! jersey andrews is the best person in the world! she is so much better than anyone in the world. she litterally solos goku & eren yeagar!”
by arminsgirlfriend July 22, 2021
Get the jersey andrewsmug.