Japanese Two-Dong Stableford

When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.

“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.

by LokiDeCat October 27, 2021

Japanese Monopoly

When a drag queen defecates on your chest during intercourse.

Jonathan requested that Lady Petra perform a Japanese Monopoly on him whilst he lay on his back

by katsuwhiterice October 27, 2021

more Zeros than the Japanese Air Force

Describing a number as being especially large. The Zeros are a reference to the Mitsubishi A6M Zero, a fighter that was in use from 1940 to 1945 by the Japanese Air Force.

Do you know how much Bill's earning? More Zeros than the Japanese Air Force on that guy's check!

by cypress_valley October 31, 2021

Japanese forklift

It involves forklift sushi and the anus

Shaun gives me the best Japanese forklifts on Friday nights.

by Deldris July 15, 2021

japanese-passive

A gesture, usually seen on Japanese community, especially during conflicts, wherein their facial expressions is exhibiting "seemingly forced" positivity, but in reality, they are internalizing "why can't you just die yet?" emotional state.

Hey, I don't like that face after we argue. Are you being japanese-passive?

by pier_psalms August 8, 2021

:Japanese Ogre:

Slack emoji used to signify Mark is a Twat

Me - Yo yo yo dawg :Japanese Ogre:
Everyone - For real!

by SlankenSlacker September 2, 2021

Japanese

A ridiculously hard-to-learn language that is almost impossible to speak fluently without being a native speaker.

"I'm learning some Japanese right now!"
"Why is Japanese so hard to learn??"
"I like watching anime mainly because it has Japanese in it!"

by TheWeirdTomiokaSimp August 15, 2022