Jake

Jake is a total unit, he has a big dick, mighty fine hair, and can snap a bitchs neck, and don’t even ask him to say no homo, he isn’t. I’m

Guy: Hey, are you Jake?
Jake: Yeah
Guy: You gotta big dick
Jake: totally

by ItsJustJake October 23, 2019

Jake

An asshole who smokes and thinks he’s better than everyone else. He has brown possibly curly hair and thinks he is tough. He is a f-boy. He gets with girls for nudes.

Hey look it’s Jake *avoids him*

by I’d frick a creeper October 26, 2019

Jake

Funny, annoying, dumb, most likely gay but doesn’t know it, dude that has a lot of female friends

“Ew, did you see Jake?”

by BbyBro October 27, 2019

Jake

A giant f boy

That guy is such a Jake

by GodofGTAV October 27, 2019

Jake

A giant f boy

He is such a Jake

by GodofGTAV October 27, 2019

Jake

Jake is an ugly fat girl with huge tits. She is a psychotic murderer and will probably eat your arms for a snack. That bitch likes to eat the cheese off people’s toes. She thinks she is funny but is actually a massive arsehole whose life is funnier than her jokes.

Person 1: Oh look! It’s Jake!!!
Person 2: *screams* run before she eats your arms!!!!
Jake: C’mon I only want an ear!!!

by Your 1st Rejection October 29, 2019

Jake

A very great person with great personality! He loves to work with machinery and is a real tech-y person. He is often very happy but can also have anger issues. Jakes only get angry when they are blamed for something they didn't do. Jake's also have crushes. There parents may not let Jakes have a girlfriend till high school but jake really likes this girl. Jake hopes this girl likes her back so when the day comes he can ask her to be his girl-friend.

Jakes friend "Hey Jake whats up? I heard you like herrrr"
Jake "I like her okay, "
Jakes friend"Whats her name?''
Jake "Her name is...umm should I tell you...umm....her name is Peyton.

by The, shipper October 29, 2019