Have you ever just randomly started laughing in the middle of class because of something that happened the other day? If not, you probably need more inside jokes. Why would I laugh randomly in the middle of class for no apparent reason, you might add, whats an inside joke?, well. PAGING SHANE PAGINING PAGING SHANE, COME OVER HERE SHANE. Wait What? what did that have to do with what im talking about? well that random blurt you just heard that made absolutly no sense to you or didn’t seem funny whatsoever, was an inside joke. An inside joke is something that makes absolutely no sense out of context or is the cause of many awkward "you just had to be there" moments, causing people to become iritable and crack out on demand when this unique phrase is mentioned.
Friend: HAHA DUDE PANCAKES!
PAL: HAHAHA OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY
Buddy: what are you guys talking about?
Friend: oh well the other day bill threw a pancake at me and landed on my dog
Buddy: What?
Friend: hahaha...oh you just had to be there
Pal: It's an inside joke
PAL: HAHAHA OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY
Buddy: what are you guys talking about?
Friend: oh well the other day bill threw a pancake at me and landed on my dog
Buddy: What?
Friend: hahaha...oh you just had to be there
Pal: It's an inside joke
by pseudonym 101 January 8, 2010
Get the Inside jokemug. when somebody make a very bad joke and nobody laughs there is a pause and anybody can claim a NO! this is where anyone that thinks the joke was stupid and not funny can say no! The no has to be said in a jokey manor as your tlaking to your friends and they will mostly likely know it was a bad joke.
Most no jkokes are not prepared as jokes they are said in the moment and really should have not left the mouth.
so in conclusion a No joke is a joke that is not funny and its infact shameful.
Most no jkokes are not prepared as jokes they are said in the moment and really should have not left the mouth.
so in conclusion a No joke is a joke that is not funny and its infact shameful.
"you might say that he was all over the news!, ERR NO! ha ha lol :)"
"that was such a no joke!, lol yeah sorry was funny tho, still a huge no :)!"
"no!"
"that was such a no joke!, lol yeah sorry was funny tho, still a huge no :)!"
"no!"
by howaboutnoucrazydeutchbastard May 18, 2009
Get the No Jokemug. The act of telling terrible jokes for your own amusement, no matter how disgusted the people who hear them are, or how much bodily harm they threaten you with.
Zach: What's a pirate's favorite kind of chips?
DieLawn: . . .
Zach: Sea salt and malt vineGARRRRRRRR.
DieLawn: I'm going to stab you in the throat if you keep joking off.
DieLawn: . . .
Zach: Sea salt and malt vineGARRRRRRRR.
DieLawn: I'm going to stab you in the throat if you keep joking off.
by DieLawn December 31, 2007
Get the Joking Offmug. Joking to yourself, that you are the only that could understand or someone you know that knows also what your laughing at.
Lea and Myki: (eating lunch)
Myki: Laughing without reason (remembered something funny)
Lea: Whats wrong
Myki Its a private joke! Hahah.
Myki: Laughing without reason (remembered something funny)
Lea: Whats wrong
Myki Its a private joke! Hahah.
by gugubebe January 18, 2011
Get the Private Jokemug. Three words that kids always use as an excuse to allowing shooters (but that won't work at all because it's still not allowed).
by Unlord123 May 24, 2019
Get the Just a jokemug. Wanting to know the mind of God is a cosmic joke. You really should be asking yourself, "What's in the mind of God's therapist?" And there it is: the underlying joke. Life. God's therapist. The rapist. Whenever you start thinking you've got the hang of it, it finds a way to fuck you up the ass.
by Max Agrippa September 12, 2016
Get the cosmic jokemug. A leech-joke;
When a person attempts to ride the coattails of a joke that someone else has just made. The leech joke will, in one-hundred percent of cases, involve the same basic premise as the original joke, though the leech may slightly alter words to attempt to inject some degree of originality into proceedings.
The leech-joke will commonly receive:
a) a few charity cough-laughs
b) a look of confused disdain from everyone within earshot.
c) a violent reprisal
When a person attempts to ride the coattails of a joke that someone else has just made. The leech joke will, in one-hundred percent of cases, involve the same basic premise as the original joke, though the leech may slightly alter words to attempt to inject some degree of originality into proceedings.
The leech-joke will commonly receive:
a) a few charity cough-laughs
b) a look of confused disdain from everyone within earshot.
c) a violent reprisal
A Social Example of a Leech-Joke in Practice:
(To group at table)
Ted: ... so essentially what she's saying is that she did not notice a vas deferens between either..
(raucous laughter)
(at same table, seconds later)
Derek: (loudly) Yes, because they both had penises, but neither was very different, at all!
(Cue coughing and shoe-gazing around the table as fellow diners try desperately to avoid eye-contact with Derek.)
(To group at table)
Ted: ... so essentially what she's saying is that she did not notice a vas deferens between either..
(raucous laughter)
(at same table, seconds later)
Derek: (loudly) Yes, because they both had penises, but neither was very different, at all!
(Cue coughing and shoe-gazing around the table as fellow diners try desperately to avoid eye-contact with Derek.)
by NutsNGum September 13, 2011
Get the Leech-Jokemug.