German crack

Drugs available at German grocery stores.

Huck's is whack. Ima get better German crack at Aldi.

by Justforyoumatt September 17, 2016

Cardiff Crack

A marinated tri-tip steak sold at Seaside Market in Cardiff-By-The-Sea in California.

Known to make vegetarians commit suicide or revert back to the light.

Dude I just spent soo much money on some Cardiff Crack but I don't care because this stuff is bombbbbbb.

by JDENIC February 9, 2014

Lamb crack

A person who has an abnormally low butt crack.

Dayuum! Shawty got a lamb crack...

by Mave DcComas May 1, 2019

crack donkey

one that acts like an ass but is on crack

Jeffrey, you're such a crack donkey!

by rAwRzXD January 22, 2017

i'd crack

Referring to, "I'd smash" it simply means, "I'd fuck you."

Yo, I'd crack her.

by Cactus Jack July 30, 2017

Coffee crack

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee crack. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Tea cracking

Tea cracking is when someone slips their balls into another person's ass crack for a little rest.

He balled so hard, they resorted to tea cracking a few minutes before proceeding to more aforementioned balling.

"Hey! That's my crack," she exclaimed when I tea cracked her.

by FT3NJMJ July 8, 2018