Wood Bummer

When your knocking up a pallet of window frame and you accidentally slip your peen into a nail hole and hammer it down. Mostly are joiners. If you need to know what a joiner is ask Nedklaw.

Me: aye up son how was work
Wood bummer: good son
Nedklaw: what you do?
Wood bummer: I’m a joiner
Nedklaw: what’s a joiner? what’s one of them then?
Wood bummer: let’s just say I have a lot of splinters in my one inch wonder son
Nedklaw: why’s that?

Wood bummer: well you know what they say about wood bummers!

by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020

Flip the wood

During sexual intercourse when your partner flips you and inserts the wood

He took me home and he showed me how he wanted to flip the wood

by Paranoid Squad August 19, 2017

woods sucker

The act of having homosexual intercourse in the woods and sucking on the male reproductive organ

Liam: Wanna do the woods sucker tonight

Alex: Yeah I'm real down, no homo tho

by silly swan69 November 29, 2021

alfie wood

drug dealer

that mans an alfie wood hes sells drugs

by your locald DEEAALER April 11, 2020

wood hugger

A condom

I put a wood hugger on my penis.

by HenzKat December 27, 2017

Spark this wood

When to or more people enjoy a blunt together

Hey man i'm about to spark this wood and take a flight to Boston right after.

by LiftWeightDoMuayThai December 17, 2010

Wood burner

High speed male masturbation

I am going to stay home and wood burn.

He has been single for some time, he has become a wood burner.

by Wood burn February 27, 2018