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bison poop

bison antiquus, sometimes called the “ancient bison”, was the most common large herbivore of the north american continent for over ten thousand years, and is a direct ancestor of the living american bison. however, even ten thousand years ago, they still had a bunghole. yes, ancient bison pooped. their poop is an important source of nitrogen, phosphorous, calcium, and magnesium for plants and animals. without it, natural prairies would stop flourishing and become NONEXISTENT. fun fact: it dries and becomes a rock in 7 days!
example 1: bison poop is sometimes referred to as "nik-nik".

example 2: dung beetles have unique ways to decompose a bison patty.
example 3: bison feces is shaped like a swirly-shaped circle.
by maifingfongtable:))))) April 22, 2020
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Poop kink

you literally get aroused by shit. like actual shit. are you ok?

(also called Coprophilia)
Person 1: I have a poop kink!

Person 2: ok.
by RedToast0 December 23, 2021
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poop selfie

When you take a selfie on the toilet while or after a poop
I just got a picture from tony on the toilet making a poop. He called it a poop selfie.
by Sicwithhate April 20, 2014
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temper poop

When you're having that much of a temper tantrum yelling that you fart in anger
Have you just temper pooped?!
by Alo.13 December 16, 2016
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Poop chew

When you put in a dip(smokeless tobacco) while you take a poop.
Molly: "hey Gilbert are you in the middle of a poop chew?"
Gilbert"yeah...poop chew 4 life"
by Molly Clarissa October 7, 2016
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Bonus poop

I took a poop this morning. And then around noon I felt the urge and had a bonus poop. Nice!!
by Apeortdz May 19, 2017
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Peek-a-poop

A peek-A-poop, a poop that starts to come out but then quickly retracts leaving you disappointed.
"Dude, I had three peek-A-poops today and I'm starting to get mad."
by PikachuIseeYou June 14, 2013
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