ice cream maker

An enema to cause soft serve shat when constipated.

I had to use the ole ice cream maker after eating that tomahawk steak last night!

by 42goingon12 October 15, 2023

Ice cream valley

A type of gay porn, where one man cums inbetween the other mans cheeks

Top: i'm gonna ice cream valley that ass
Bottom: fuck yeah!!

by thegrizzman February 4, 2023

ice cream kitty

A soul devouring Cat that is made of ice cream and balances out the flow of souls between the living and the dead the Ice Cream Kitty has intelligence lower than most and is immature and for some reason always happy

seriously your just like an ice cream kitty

by Senbonzakura kageyoshi June 23, 2016

Golden Ice Cream Cone

The act of freezing a bottle of piss, and once it’s frozen cutting away the plastic and inserting the frozen cone into one of your partner’s orifices.

“Richard drank a lot of beer last night and used its fluid proceeds to give me a Golden Ice Cream Cone. It was heaven.”

by RichardDeRuijter July 19, 2024

ice cream

Why are you looking up “ice cream” on Urban Dictionary?

One of my childhood friends told me that the earliest nightmare he could remember was that a giant spider crawled out from under his bed, shouted “Dinner time!” at him, and sprayed an endless jet of ice cream out of its rear into his mouth. He was probably telling pork pies, but I was so jealous anyway…

by Hogtrude Parker May 23, 2021

Ice Cream

An item that can't be explained cuz it's so good!

This is good stuff. Almost as good as Ice Cream

by SpookyCorals January 30, 2017

Ice cream sandwich

When you lift the mattress and defecate on the box spring below then replace the mattress on top.

I was so mad at my roommate that I left him an ice cream sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner.

by Zombieking72 October 15, 2023