I’m cooked

The act of being finished or ruined

“look what my barber did, I’m cooked.”

by Do people even still use this February 26, 2024

I’m the one that donated 30 dollars to Yahya btw on the live

Something someone says when they are the #1 fan of someone and would do anything including go broke for someone because they love them sooooooooo much like so much they’re the biggest fans ever cyammon usually this persons name is J*d but I guess it could differ sometimes but not always

Mary: “how?”
Jada Pinkett Smith: “I can help you with that”
“I’m the one that donated 30 dollars to Yahya btw on the live.”

by Robertpaulsonissoamazing March 20, 2021

I’m parallel

That orgasmic feeling when you finally get to lie down..whether that be in bed, on the ground, or even just on the floor. All the stress of the day just seeps out of you into the ground, in which you are parallel with.

“Oh baby, it’s about that time. I’m parallel.”

by dontworryitsjustjim November 6, 2020

i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5

what somebody says when their still in shower/bed but don’t want you to think there going to take forever

person one: dude are you coming??
person two: yeah bro i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5
20 minutes later…
person one: BRI WTF ARE YOU WHERE GONNA BE LATE!!

by bony taddeley November 21, 2024

i’m snowing

A phrase that can mean you’re busy, shoveling, or that you’re chilled out. Commonly used in winter.

Jacob: I’m going through a lot right now, but i’m snowing through it.

Eddie: Well I’m snowing later but i’ll help you out when I can.

by Winnie Scottish February 11, 2021

I’m burger

something Charlie Slimecicle tweeted

“I’m burger”

by This is an alt September 19, 2021

Basically I’m Gay

The video by Dan Howell that made us collectively smile, cry, and die of happiness

Dan’s Basically I’m Gay video made me cry for 3 hours

by AngelFalls July 20, 2019