human sandpaper

Someone who rubs everyone the wrong way: an abrasive personality. They do not care how other people feel or interpret what they say and the effect it has. A person who is rude, knows they are rude: they just do not care.
Nobody ever gets along with Frank, he's human sandpaper.
by billy crash-cradic December 22, 2021
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Human Infomercial

A person used to fill a life programming gap until better programming comes along.
After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sally used John as a human infomercial as someone to dump all her problems and thoughts on until she found a new boyfriend, and then forgot John existed.
by Martin Stevens March 21, 2008
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Human Flapjacking

Two people sexually pressing their bodies together with syrup between them (butter optional) while masturbating each other.
Bill: You want Aunt Jemima or Mrs Buttersworth?
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.
by Wolf Edmunds December 07, 2019
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Human Kebab

When a traffic collision causes scaffolding / piping to come off of a lorry at speed penetrating a car inc. Driver / passenger / Both
Did you hear about the crash on the M4 ? Scaffold lorry and a ford. Driver turned into a Human Kebab.
by PC J July 15, 2011
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human boner

Unofficial title bestowed upon the Parkway South Junior High School student body president.
There's no way J. in the junior high president without P. calling him a human boner.
by thefutureofamerica June 05, 2017
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Human Grasscity

Someone that knows alot about smoking weed and shares their knowledge to other smokers.
Buzz: we always learn something new with andrew
Andy: yeah he is like a human grasscity.
by DJ TMONEY15 January 18, 2011
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Human-Counterfeit:

A person who tries to give the impression of greatness or highlight their strong social and moral standers within the community or public eye, but in reality when looked at deeply have skeletons in their closet that would make the most despicable seem to have saint hood status, Human-Counterfeit.
Human-Counterfeit: Did you catch that Politician on the TV last night singing their song of greatness, what a Human-Counterfeit?

Human-counterfeit: The preacher man invited me to attend his church down the street to save my soul. What the heck, this dude talk’s smack about everyone in the community if they don’t attend his church. What a Human-Counterfeit.

Human-Counterfeit: Hay dude did you think we would ever live in a society with so many Human-Counterfeit.
by Justden May 12, 2019
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