I, Human

Ginger chat bot by day, deadly assassin robot by night. I, Human resides in the turntable.FM Pure Drum & Bass room. Be nice to him he will grant you a spot on the queue. But is you piss him off or spam him he will kill you.
I, Human: The queue is empty right now.
by 1.256.256.256 February 15, 2013
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human funded

When someone makes a fraudulent contribution in your name.
I went to the All-star game and got human funded on the gift package.
by cjhenderson87 July 16, 2010
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human sandpaper

Someone who rubs everyone the wrong way: an abrasive personality. They do not care how other people feel or interpret what they say and the effect it has. A person who is rude, knows they are rude: they just do not care.
Nobody ever gets along with Frank, he's human sandpaper.
by billy crash-cradic December 22, 2021
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Human Infomercial

A person used to fill a life programming gap until better programming comes along.
After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sally used John as a human infomercial as someone to dump all her problems and thoughts on until she found a new boyfriend, and then forgot John existed.
by Martin Stevens March 21, 2008
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Human Flapjacking

Two people sexually pressing their bodies together with syrup between them (butter optional) while masturbating each other.
Bill: You want Aunt Jemima or Mrs Buttersworth?
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.
by Wolf Edmunds December 07, 2019
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Human Love

A term for pansexuality. Basically, When a person is open to a little lovin' from any gender.
Buddy: Hey, did John just go home with a dude?

Guy: Yeah, he's a real human love advocate.
by lwyvcie;boi'enwcj;'WD" June 09, 2011
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Human Geyser

When you insert a string of anal beads made of mentos into your ass and then butt chug a bottle of Diet Coke.
Allison asked if she could human geyser me this weekend but I’m afraid the soda is going to cause my skin to break out
by EatAssNotAnimals October 11, 2017
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