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National Hoodie Giving Day 

Your best guy friend gives you his hoodie for the whole day and gives it back the next day
Girl-can i have your hoodie
Boy-why
Girl-its national hoodie giving day
Basically a large sweatshirt with a big ass pocket and hood to hide yourself in. Very loose and your girlfriend loves yours.
Gf-dude I’m so cold, gimme your damn hoodie.
By-sure babe, I’m not that cold anyways.
Hoodie by GizmoGeek1224 March 12, 2020

hoodie addicted dumb bitch

Casey With

Cheese Hoodie 

Foreskin on some of you uncut fellas
Yo did you hear Johnny got a cheese hoodie?

Mine got taken off a birth.

Hoodie contract 

A deal or scam that appeals to a person's pride or self-image, but is not worth the cost. Refers to the uncustomized exclusivity contracts often offered to smaller streamers by platforms such as twitch, youtube, or discord. These deals often come with a branded hoodie and the prestige of being a platform affiliate, but are unlikely to be financially worth pulling streams and content from all other platforms.
I know it's a hoodie contract, but having a master's degree would look great on my resume.
Hoodie contract by hoodiecontract September 10, 2020

hookie nookie 

playing hookie or going in late intenionally to your job, class, appointment, etc only because you wanna have sex.
"How about a little hookie nookie then?" Ask blair to her girlfriend of 3 nights. Chelsea thought how many classes she'd missed so far
hookie nookie by Theamazinggeek September 14, 2020