When a skank accidentally scratches the shit out of you because her fake ass nails are like 3 inches long. Or when your girlfriend tries to be cool by touching you but rips your skin off with her claw.
Dude, your mom got all nervous when she was going down on me and fully hooker scratched me. Good thing your dad wasn't there cuz i yelled like a mother fucker.
by The Stealth Assassin June 20, 2008
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guy 2 "Even if you get the clap?"
guy 2 "Even if you get the clap?"
by Eilean Dover July 7, 2008
Get the Hooker Cake mug.N. To describe a person of the female gender that has hooker like qualities; A mix between a hooker and a whore bag.
by Jjoe Dean March 3, 2009
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To smoke out of a tobacco pipe of Eastern origin with a long, flexible tube by which the smoke is drawn through a jar of water, while studying the social science that deals with the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services and with the theory and management of economies or economic systems.
To smoke out of a tobacco pipe of Eastern origin with a long, flexible tube by which the smoke is drawn through a jar of water, while studying the social science that deals with the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services and with the theory and management of economies or economic systems.
by vb999 December 13, 2009
Get the Hookanomics mug.is a person who descends from a long line of cheapness, in most cases a cheap russian who hogs the hookah hose when your smoking sheesha in a group
by hookahoser613 March 16, 2011
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There is a new robot
he likes girls but he's got no shot
he is as dirty as a used sock
when you go near him wear a smock
his swag is rusty, kinda like his cock
person 2: dang son you just pulled went kapn hook on em
There is a new robot
he likes girls but he's got no shot
he is as dirty as a used sock
when you go near him wear a smock
his swag is rusty, kinda like his cock
person 2: dang son you just pulled went kapn hook on em
by Da HOOk MAn December 9, 2009
Get the Kapn Hook mug.Kolin: "Dude, did you see that chick? Freakin jailbait"
Lonnie: "I'm not seeing the bait bro, ...more like jail hook."
Lonnie: "I'm not seeing the bait bro, ...more like jail hook."
by Ballinasuarus March 5, 2010
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