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hooker scratch

When a skank accidentally scratches the shit out of you because her fake ass nails are like 3 inches long. Or when your girlfriend tries to be cool by touching you but rips your skin off with her claw.
Dude, your mom got all nervous when she was going down on me and fully hooker scratched me. Good thing your dad wasn't there cuz i yelled like a mother fucker.
by The Stealth Assassin June 20, 2008
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Hooker Cake

guy 1 "Did you see that Hooker cake at Jim's bachelor party? I want to tear a piece out of that!"

guy 2 "Even if you get the clap?"
by Eilean Dover July 7, 2008
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Hook bag

N. To describe a person of the female gender that has hooker like qualities; A mix between a hooker and a whore bag.
"That girl is a total hook bag!"
by Jjoe Dean March 3, 2009
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Hookanomics

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To smoke out of a tobacco pipe of Eastern origin with a long, flexible tube by which the smoke is drawn through a jar of water, while studying the social science that deals with the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services and with the theory and management of economies or economic systems.
Person 1: "Hey you, lets do some Hookanomics!"
Person 2: "Sounds good! Light up the Hookah!"
by vb999 December 13, 2009
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hookahjew

is a person who descends from a long line of cheapness, in most cases a cheap russian who hogs the hookah hose when your smoking sheesha in a group
Vyacheslav (a common russian name) stop being a hookahjew and pass the hookah hose.
by hookahoser613 March 16, 2011
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Kapn Hook

to go hard in a joan fest and go a rant at the end.
person 1:
There is a new robot
he likes girls but he's got no shot
he is as dirty as a used sock
when you go near him wear a smock
his swag is rusty, kinda like his cock
person 2: dang son you just pulled went kapn hook on em
by Da HOOk MAn December 9, 2009
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Jail hook

An unattractive, young girl that your friend calls jail-bait.
Kolin: "Dude, did you see that chick? Freakin jailbait"

Lonnie: "I'm not seeing the bait bro, ...more like jail hook."
by Ballinasuarus March 5, 2010
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