hidden howie

when you shove your balls in a shemans ass, and one of your balls rip out of your sack and become "hidden"

ooh sheman you give a good hidden howie!

by Bum-Cum October 9, 2008

hide it in my sock

When a guy jacks off into a sock

Guy 1: I hide it in my sock last night
Guy 2: EWWW Nasty

by jakepaulfan1234 May 14, 2018

Well chap my hide!

Well I'll be darned! That's amazing! Imagine that!

Well chap my hide! They had twins!

by TX TG June 21, 2010

hideaway whore

n: a stupid little bitch you keep in your pocket , just pull her out and blow her up

My hideaway whore has a pinhole in her ass; thus I cannot fuck her anymore

by Demented Fuck January 21, 2005

Hidden Nazi

When a man with an uncircumcised genitalia pulls back his foreskin, while limp, he draws eyes above the urethra and a Hitler mustache under it. Later, When he whops out his wang to have sex and becomes erect, the "nazi" is not so hidden anymore.

Before we had sex last night, Rebecca told me that I was her first uncircumcised penis. Therefore I was enthusiastic about letting loose with a hidden nazi.

by Garmick October 4, 2006

hide the decline

Climate "scientists" deliberately hid the sharp post-1960 decline in temperature proxy data and laughed about "Mike's Nature trick" among themselves.

It's one of many smoking guns extracted from the CRU hack. (Note that it may actually have been a leak and not a hack.)

The phrase itself is now something of a joke, as in "Can't hide the decline, Obama's poll numbers drop again."

by wxchaos December 13, 2009

hide-and-seek

when u r fucking a girl/guy doggy style and u pull it out before u cum, then spit on her back and make her think it is cum, then shen she turns around, u skeet (blow ur load) in her face.

harder baby harder, uhh uhh (spit,spit), let me suck the rest of it out, ok. skeet, skeet, skeet in her face.

by nick hawker April 21, 2005