Smooth Handle

A massive penis.

Thomas Jefferson liked to have Sally Hemmings grab his smooth handle.

by ThomJeff1 December 30, 2010

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seven handle circus

An orgy between 7 men.

I bet they went all seven handle circus.

by Bobby duke September 16, 2014

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A sexual position involving a british virgin male. Typically around the age of 30 that still lives with one's parents. The penis shaft is to be stimulated until ejaculation. The semen is then collected inside a handkerchief. Unlike "the wank, which involves a tissue that is used for semen collection, the handkerchief involves a much more classier alternative - a handkerchief.

Mary has denied me sexual stimulation, I will now proceed to preform the handkerchief.

by TheLoraxisGay March 5, 2017

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