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Smooth Handle

Thomas Jefferson liked to have Sally Hemmings grab his smooth handle.
by ThomJeff1 December 30, 2010
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seven handle circus

An orgy between 7 men.
I bet they went all seven handle circus.
by Bobby duke September 16, 2014
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The handkerchief

A sexual position involving a british virgin male. Typically around the age of 30 that still lives with one's parents. The penis shaft is to be stimulated until ejaculation. The semen is then collected inside a handkerchief. Unlike "the wank, which involves a tissue that is used for semen collection, the handkerchief involves a much more classier alternative - a handkerchief.
Mary has denied me sexual stimulation, I will now proceed to preform the handkerchief.
by TheLoraxisGay March 5, 2017
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Snatch Handle

That man showed me his Snatch Handle, it was the biggest one i've ever seen.
by KillerBigRay17 January 15, 2009
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two-hander

A snowy-icy winter weather day that requires two hands on the steering wheel to avoid going in the ditch and/or collisions with other vehicles.
The roads are so terribly slippery today, it's a two-hander!
by belovedx2 December 26, 2009
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man handles

by violineadg123 December 17, 2008
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Magician's Handkerchief

A particularly long hair you find in your mouth after indulging in a Fish Supper.
"Good Lord Bertie, it feels as though I've swallowed a Magician's Handkerchief!"
by LeTrenger June 14, 2009
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