Hampe

Danish stereotype for a buff, country redneck type of ginger. Kind of equatable to the Aussie 'ranga'.

'Oh mate you're being such a Hampe, I can't believe you're wearing crocs in the gym'.

by godsbiggestheemer March 26, 2025

Hampter

To violently sexually abuse one’s friend using an elderly man, a banana, the twin towers, the unsuspecting child down the street, and a 1999 Honda Civic SE

“How are you feeling after the hampter?”
“Horrible. I haven’t been able to sit for 13 years.”
“It’s actually been 16 years Josh, your father hampter’d you in 2007-2010.”
“You right.”

by hamptermaster42 October 29, 2025

Hamper Hoe

Someone that sniffs dirty underwear, jocks or other used clothing.

Whenever my boyfriend leaves the house, I am such a hamper hoe.

by 140pointsix November 1, 2025

velcro hampouch

a hairy vagina

yesterday,i told my friends wife to shave her velcro hampouch!

by fizzkid February 20, 2011

Russian Hampster

An extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.

Person 1: Hey, what do you think about me hooking up with Jennifer tonight at her party?

Person 2: Yeah sure but watch out, she has a Russian Hampster

Person 1: Oh... nevermind

by elbocko April 6, 2011

tidy hampton

This is definitely what Justin Lee Collins would say if he ever appeared in TOWIE and one of those tits used the word 'reem'

TOWIE ASSHOLE: 'JLC, that is reem'
JLC: 'I totally agree - tidy hampton'

by the Bristol Dogg December 28, 2011

new hampshire bumpkin

One who is born and raised in new Hampshire and has never left the state......ever.

Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ?

Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013