ham pie

post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie

The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...

by BallzDeeep84 April 13, 2020

Ham Cake

An extremely buff person. They are made up of about 5% body fat or lower. Every vein in their body pops out when they perform any type of life task. They usually have a BMI of above 26 yet stand at a height of around 5'9. Essentially they look like an upside down ham while looking "caked up" on some type of steroid. Many people will ask if they are taking some type of steroid or supplement yet they will deny it.

Holy cow! Look at that ham cake! he looks just like Alex SR.

-Oh yea that kids a huge ham cake.

by zunit469 July 31, 2014

Weigh the ham

Taking a fat crap after a holiday meal

Where’s Steve? Oh he had to go weigh the ham....

by Weigh that yam November 24, 2019

ham gremlin

an ugly f-ing baby, not a cute little one

Alex: “Did you see Katie’s new kid?”
Matt: “Oh, yeah! Total ham gremlin, huh?”
Alex: “…”

by babyh8r July 20, 2021

puff ham

When a female performs oral sex on a male, it is known as "puffing ham"

Puffing hammer has been around since the late 1900's, weather or not you enjoy having your hammer puffed reflects highly on how dope you are. If you come off as dope a bitch may just puff your hammer.

Man that Bitch can puff ham like a champion hammer puffer for real.

by Big_daddy_neeps October 3, 2011

Ham Train

A nickname for a man's penis.

She was ready and willing to hop aboard the ham train and head to pleasure town.

by popeamadeus June 10, 2010

ham shake

it’s when you shake your ham, but your ham shakes you right back 😎

“HEY MAN HAM SHAKE”
“OHHH BRO YEAH HELL YEAH!!!”

by babyh8r July 20, 2021