Halfer

n. A bisexual (half homo, half hetero)

Sure he's got a girlfriend, but I think he's a halfer.

by lazymofo February 12, 2006

Haley

The biggest whore you'll ever meet!

"That girl Haley stole my boyfriend!"

by frankiejace January 1, 2012

Haley

A cold hearted bitch , who steals away the man you love even though ya'll are best friends. She's beautiful, but is way too conceded.

Haley, im going to cry if you dont stop caring about him and a little more about me.

by Thanksalot75 July 8, 2011

Van Halen

An utterly obnoxious 80's arena rock band who had more lead singers than groupies. Origionaly fronted by David Lee Roth, he was replaced by Sammy Hagar, who was later replaced by the former frontman from Extreme.

I remember when Van Halen was cool, then I listened to real music and realized they really really suck

by Keith Kellis May 14, 2005

van halen

Van halen is so bad..for all you out there pink floyd is much better! van halen is overrated and maxes out on laaaaaamenesss!!

Fuck! that dog just took a "van halen" on my yard! haha

by oka July 21, 2006

Hale, Michigan

Crossroads town above the thumb in Michigan. Little more than a blinking light, a store and a bar where all the locals can be found. Hale's bar features a unique custom, no matter what beer one orders, the bar maid draws alternately from either the Schlitz or Pabst Blue Ribbon tap. Locals apparently cannot distinguish between the two nor between both and all other beverages.

"When you are in Hale, Michigan you can drink some Schlitz and get the shits."

by Once a vistor to Hale August 28, 2011

Haley verkiak

Huge beast who usally crushes her partner in bed. Massive thunder thighs. Usally trys to get guys 6 yeasrs older then her beacase she is too lose to take it from guys her own age. Hariy as fuck. Only likes diet coke.

did you see that haley verkiak, yeah shes a fucking beast

by cocklovers September 3, 2009