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help me

do not help them at all costs
not cool guy - HELP ME PLEASE HE HAS A GUN
cool guy - this joke is so old bro
by pygmysquidreal November 29, 2023
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Call in and we'll help you

We aren't going to help you.
Hym "Because I already said I'm not calling in. So, 'call in and we'll help you' means you aren't going to do it. Not calling in isn't a barrier to you. So, no. I'm not ever going to do that. You should have done what I told you 3 years ago or 10 years ago and though kids in Texas would not be dead and Suchir Balaji would not be dead. YOU... DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO. I'm not doing it. There are a lot of things I WILL do but no. I'm not calling anyone. I'm not doing anything beyond this. You can just listen to the words I say and then do those words and not the other way around. I already told you I wouldn't and I already explained why."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2025
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potato-helping

Attempting to alleviate a situation by being of help, but instead making no impact or making the situation worse.
A: Hey, I remember you talked about that problem with your boyfriend, so I went ahead and asked him about it. He was kinda stand-offish, but I managed to get your point across.

B: You did WHAT? OK, look, I appreciate how much energy you put into that, but you're really potato-helping right now. This is going to make talking to him harder.

A: Oh, I didn't realize. I'm sorry.
by Roselle Corin July 3, 2023
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can you help us with this?

What Urban Dictionary Asks You To Do (You Don’t Have To) After You Wrote A Definition.
Can You Help Us With This? I Can’t Decide Add It Keep Out
by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 December 1, 2020
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if you find this then please help

please phuqing help me
god if you find this then please help me

what
by Qurtyz November 17, 2021
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HELP

1. Assistance with something/someone

2. What someone would say when they need assistance, often urgent.

3. A way that many people laugh in modern day, often unconsciously representing how someone would need help breathing if they were to laugh too hard at something.
1. "That person needs help moving those heavy boxes."

2. "Help! This puzzle is so difficult."

3. *Someone makes a funny joke*

"HELP. I can't breath, that was too funny haha!"
by the anchorman February 22, 2022
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help me

help me usually means SAVE SHUKRI FROM KENYA BECAUSE SHES STUCK THERE FORVER
'help me im stuck'
by khughvnghdg August 18, 2023
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