The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

string his guitar

a handjob

"I'm going to Bob's later tonight to string his guitar"

by sweg111111 April 29, 2016

9-Stringed guitar

you'll buy it, play 0-0-0-0-0-000-00-0-000-00-0-0-0-0000-0-0-0 or think your a Djent god, but you'll put it away for at least a month

Bro, I just got a 9-Stringed guitar, I'm a Djent god

by big pickel May 9, 2022

Silly Guitar

Basically the Silly Guitar creatures on the walls of some one the levels of the Roblox game “Limbobbia”

“No way is that the silly guitar from limbobbia!?”
“Shut up.”

by epicepicface January 17, 2024

guitar

A slang for a gun or a pole popularized by atlanta rappers, especially homixide gang

I upped a guitar on dat fuck nigga

by _artdealer_ December 9, 2022

Amish Guitar

When you take fishing hooks with string on it and stab it in your partners vagina the you tie the string to her ears while you penetrate deep

Bro, I gave my girl and Amish guitar last night.

by TheRealManThatCan April 4, 2024