goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s Canadian and loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.

joel likes boys bc he’s a goose grenade

by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021

Goose Wayne

Gucci version of batman

Bro Goose Wayne followed me on twitter, gotta flex it to my hommies

by Goocci wayne March 28, 2020

geeble goose

1) Someone who is real convincing that they can perform a certain task with super ease, only to take on the task and utterly fail.

1) Granto the geeble goose took on an svt contour motor swap and failed hard.

by doobious25 December 29, 2010

Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.

Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

Goose fucker

Someone who lives in the American Midwest who cannot merge onto a highway competently

This goose fucker needs to learn to speed off of the ramp.

by 2BsFeet December 3, 2020

Goose chicken

describing something good

that shit was goose chicken, dog

by goose chicken master November 18, 2011

tickle goose

unlike a goose tickle, a tickle goose is where you run up to someone and tickle them quickly

logan just gave me a tickle goose

by cheeseburgerbaby11 December 6, 2022