Goon

A goon is best defined as a person taking part in activities such as jumping, yelling and imitated sexual acts. Goons often commit these atrocities in public and bring embarrassment to themselves and others. Other characteristics of goons include excessive genitalia exposure, over-excitement concerning video games, and friendly relationships with parents, occasionally to the point of desired intimate contact. You can accurately distinguish a goon from a normal person by their laugh as well as their indifference to the apparent disgust surrounding them.

Goon: Lets Play HALO!
Goons: YEA! At your house though, b/c your mom is HOT!

Goon: Get HER!
GWNALINE : HELP MEEE

Goon: EE EE EE EE

Goon: *teabags sleeping friend

by xXSCUMXx September 15, 2009

Gooey

A more humorous word for semen.

After a night of boofing, Gandaulf got gooey in Frodo`s pooey.

by Renal Ultrasound March 25, 2003

goon

someone stupid, a retard for example

chip is a goon

by botaf October 18, 2003

Goon Squad

A group of slightly sketchy males, who drive fast even in shitty cars, wear aviators, blast music and smoke.

The difference between these men and bros (besides the smoking) is that inside members of the goon squad have hearts of gold.

James Dean is the ultimate Goon Squad member.

by JaneGoodall1 July 13, 2009

Goon

A bag-in-box beverage dispensing unit

I smashed the box, ripped out the goon bag, blew it up and slept on it.

by Hammock Sways October 5, 2011

gooey duck

aka geoduck (Mollusca) has large clam digger

Seattle ho's run the beaches looking for gooey duck. Then squeese their clam digger's just to see how far it will squirt! wsu

by itichie_nocanpo August 27, 2006

goon

the ulitmate in alcoholic beverage. $9= 4 litres. awsome value and quality buy. comes in a sliver sack known for its healing powers, gets u wasted fast and taste like shit. also looks like apple juice so it's easily concealable.

cop says 'hav u got goon?'
u say 'no'
cop says ' wat is it'
u say 'apple juice'
cop says 'okay' (and beleives u LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

by fjsnvdskdavnvskanvask,vsa August 29, 2007