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Knob Goblin 

Its an alternate name for the spiderman character green goblin. The knob goblin is a person that gobbles knobs. Sucks meat off the bone. Someone that enjoys eating throbbing cocks with gigantic veins and swallowng massive loads!
As Jimmy Tootuls grows angry he turns into the knob goblin, eating every cock in site and swallowing ocean size loads of jizz!!!
Knob Goblin by JUMBO LEGO November 16, 2009

Dirt Goblin 

a funny insult for a person who is dirty or poor lol

or black
"jamal is a fucking jigaboo."

"yeah i know have you seen his house? he's a fucking dirt goblin!"

Pussy goblin 

A creature with an enormous appite for eating pussy he eats it like no other devowering everything in site
I came all over that pussy goblins face while he cleaned it up every drop
Pussy goblin by PGXXX April 11, 2010

cum goblin 

1. The little bit of cum that stays in the penis after sex or mastubation, usually pissed out afterwards.

2. An ugly chick who gets a face full of cum.

"Dude, I totally blew a cum goblin in that bitches face!"
or
"You're such a cum goblin!"
or
"That bitch that gave me head last night was a cum goblin, thank god i was drunk!"
cum goblin by kevin89 January 11, 2009

Raw Goblin 

Within the hardstyle community, a raw goblin is somebody who strictly listens to raw hardstyle (aka. rawstyle). They are commonly identified by being white, overweight, sporting tattoos and a scraggly beard, and typically wearing jeans and black t shirt. They often sport merchandise from their favourite raw label, Spoontech. At events, raw goblins will be found towards the back, angrily fist pumping (kick rolling) and making goldfish motions with their mouths. Raw goblins tend to stick together, and are also known to lambast all other attendees for not being there "for the music".

Raw goblins insist that there is no other genre apart from raw hardstyle, and that all artists are either raw or wrong. Raw goblins hold strong opinions about the inclusion of hardstyle songs into sets of DJs from other genres, even though they will never attend a non-raw hardstyle set.

Raw goblins are typically hard of hearing, from belting Spoontech trash at such high volume. The Spoontech-induced tinnitus causes raw goblins to always be on edge, and will start a Facebook fight with any 'casual' at the slightest provocation.

Raw goblins are the scourge of the hardstyle scene.
Listen to how Ben is mouthing off about Hardwell playing one hardstyle song at Ultra Miami... he is such a raw goblin.

Nice Malice and Rooler shirt you have there. You must be a raw goblin.
Raw Goblin by meekomoko December 19, 2016

Ass Goblin 

An Ass Goblin is someone that you don't like. It could be used instead of saying the following: Bitch, Whore, Jerk, Dick, Dickhead, asshole, douche, douche bag, etc.
Person: I stole your boyfriend.
You: You fucking ass goblin!
Ass Goblin by bonehead wigglebutt October 4, 2010