sloppy gator

A University of Florida Fan that has imbibed too much alcohol either before, during or after a football game, during the weekend or any day of the week in which one is drinking and exhibits some or all of the following qualities: rambling, yelling, the inability to stand on two feet, slurring of words, constantly falling down, vomiting, urinating ones self, and lacking a sense of general direction.

"Remember the time Parrish got drunk and ended up sleeping in his truck and the cop that found him told him that nobody likes a sloppy gator?"

by Oh The Shenanigans December 5, 2007

Crotch Goat

Someone who cuts or chews pubic hair with their teeth, as a goat would eat grass.

"I let that guy go down on me, but he was a total crotch goat so it was such a turn-off."

by heyheyheyhey12345asdf April 1, 2010

Throat Goat

Someone who gives mad glock

Dude have you heard? Hailey's a throat goat.

by AstralNull April 28, 2022

Media Goat

Pessi is a midget from Argentina who has enjoyed his lavishly through fake fames he has earned using media. He is so corrupted you in nature.Medias such as Goal,Sofa score, ESPN, sports 18.The greatest robbery in the history of the world (The 2021 Ballon dor was done by pecho frio.It was done by g giving bribe to France football.

Media goat is finished in the farmer league.

by Cyborg transformation ofpessi April 30, 2022

Gator

1. Verb: the act of smoking marijuana, from a bong, bowl, joint, wet mango, blunt, cone or whatever suits yo' fancy!
2. Noun:
-A quantity of weed...usually plural aka gatorS
-Someone who enjoys gators

I want to meet up with the other gators so that we can buy some gators and then gator!

by gatormomma November 30, 2006

Fainting Goat

An act in which you play dead or asleep in order to avoid unwanted sexual shenanigans, much like our long-lost cousins--the fainting goats.

Last night Paul crawled into bed with me and started putting on the moves so I pulled the fainting goat.

by Gooblegobblers February 25, 2010

gatorhippy

1. A notorious poster that kills threads wherever he feels the need.

2. The "All Time Greatest Key-Board Warrior."

3. An internet legend.

4. A nincompoop incapable of holding an intelligent conversation to someone's face, therefore the internet is the place where he goes to feel safe.

I am gatorhippy.....this thread is dead.

by The next door neighbor April 10, 2007