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Cleveland field goal

After you do a chick in the butt, pull out and flick the crap from the tip of your dick between her tits.
We did the dirtiest of the the dirty, I kicked a Cleveland field goal on that bitch.
by brownskicker February 6, 2009
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A mixed adult beverage that contains Jack Daniels and Jim Beam ( two hicks), Jose Cuervo ( a spick), Wild Turkey, and Goldslager.
Two hicks and a spick chase a turkey down a gold mine. Thats kinda hard to put into a sentence.
by yella fella March 23, 2011
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Lampard goal

a legitimate goal that is denied by a referee due to misjudgement. Source: World Cup 2010 pre-quarter final match between Germany and England. During the match, a Frank Lampard shot bounced off the undreside of the bar into the net but the goal was not allowed by referee Jorge Larrionda.
Oops again! The referee disallowed the goal. The team were a victim of two Lampard goals in a row.
by uttam maharjan July 1, 2010
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50 yard field goal

When a man is getting a blowjob and right before he comes, the woman makes football uprights with her fingers in front of her face. If the jizz makes it through, he throws his arms up and shouts "it's good!"
I was watching the game yesterday when all of a sudden your mom comes up to me and asks for a 50 yard field goal of her own. "It's good!"
by azzkicker November 24, 2010
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best friend goals

showing your undying affection through being assholes and quoting vines
Kate and Lauren are the truest example of “best friend goals”
by avocadobae May 30, 2018
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goal getter

Someone who strives to achieve their ultimate goal regardless if the outcome is good or bad.
Nancy is a true goal getter. She will stop at nothing to get what she wants.
by Damask May 28, 2008
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pulling the goalie

When your significant other stops using birth control in order to get pregnant.
Dude 1: Hey, when are you and Rachel going to have a kid?
Dude 2: I ain't the one with the uterus. I'm gonna let her decide when she's pulling the goalie.
by nicklby October 20, 2012
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