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barbecued grandma

A grandma who has been crisped to the core on a stake.
“Hey want to come have my barbecued grandma?
by WhatdoIdoifIatemygrandma101 April 21, 2023
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grandma taking a shower

when a big group no matter the race bukake a grandma in a retirement home
i went to go visit my grandma and i saw grandma taking a shower
by white fagggot April 28, 2023
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Grandma's Blanket

When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.
Dude your Grandma's Blanket beat back the shame but good.
by Davey boy 27 May 8, 2023
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grandma

the hottest woman alive, I'm so lucky to have her in my life she's the best girlfriend I could ever ask for.
"You wanna go back to the bedroom Grandma?"
by anonymous May 11, 2023
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grandma

smadh
grandma I would smadh you
by Even hotter papi May 11, 2023
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Facebook grandma

An old lady that still uses Facebook or other boomer platforms.
Person1: Bro my grandma is always showing me random things on Facebook. She is a Facebook grandma.

Person2: Ratio.
by Naplii December 1, 2023
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grandma is the baby

A widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby".
by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023
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