mexican grandma

Literally can headshot you with a slipper from miles away, the bane of your ass, can still make food that tastes like your in highest part of heaven, still works hard even when you tell them to rest since they did enough for their years alive and deserve to get something back (same with your grandma, go say thank you for what she did for you)

Damn my mexican grandma threw a slipper so far it my ass without any misses

by Mexican Seal April 19, 2021

rynes grandma

Rynes cool grandma who loves ryne and is beat by ryne.

Rynes Grandma is nice

by Yeet420M8 November 22, 2021

Soggy Grandma

Slang term for an anus.

1: Hey bro! I fucked your mom in the soggy grandma last night!
2: Hope you like AIDS, bro.

by Cruned February 05, 2023

grandma nipples

old wrinkly nipples

what the fuck why do you suck on grandma nipples

by ChineseDiabetes June 26, 2016

fishing for grandma

A sex move where the male is using his penis to "reel in" an older woman into bed.

Bill: yo man where were you last night?
Rob: bro I was out fishing for grandma

by Jk fan June 17, 2017

Grandma's Dog

When one is not interested in something until someone else shows interest.

For instance; My gradmother would feed her dog, and he wouldn't want anything to do with the food until you went to take it away. Hence "Grandma's Dog."

Guy 1 goes to eat some pizza.
Guy 2 says "Hey, I was gonna eat that."
Guy 1 "You're such a Grandma's Dog" or "You totally Grandma's Dogged me."

by Zaphod99 August 12, 2011

young grandma

A girl who is youthful and cute with the same aesthetic as a sweet old lady in despite of not looking or being old.

Katie is such a young grandmaI love her so much

by TheBestestLover March 03, 2024