God

Keanu Reeves

God "You're breathtaking"

by Eben A June 21, 2019

God

Doesn’t exist lol

That god guy is not real lol

by The fence November 15, 2019

God

a lie

my social life is a God

by immadouchecanoe May 9, 2019

god

shrek

person: you wish you were shrek
donkey: I know

god. is. shrek.

by hardrockcafe1234 December 4, 2019

God

There is none. Don't even bother arguing. You know that there is none. We can't all be correct, the Buddhists and the Christians and the Hindus and the Islams and the Muslims and the Pagans and everybody else can't possibly be correct. If everyone was correct, their jobs would be really horrible. If anybody was correct, at all, why do you think they would let every world crisis happen? The shootings and the cancer and the Hitler and the global warming and the anger and the assaults and Trump and the homelessness should not have happened. If there was a god, mabye they could have prevented that. But there isn't one. Wouldn't it be funny if all of the gods were real? Just be floating up in the sky, whacking each other Three Stooges style? Oh well. Time goes on.

Burns: SMITHERS!!
Smithers: Yes sir?
Burns: Wait with me while I pray to the eternal almighty God to solve the worlds problems

by thatpixelgirl October 14, 2019

god

When your kill streak reaches 5+

that guy has reached god mode

by speedycum---3 November 10, 2020

God

an immortal being who supposedly watches over all of us, just sits back and watches people on earth as if we're his very own soap opera

What will God think about you doing that? He sees everything you know.

by ZiggyCat November 16, 2020