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team duece

The act of taking a shit with one or more of your friends in a public restroom.
"Hey guys, lets take a team duece, then shower, and head out to pick up some tramps..."
by Marko June 24, 2004
mugGet the team duecemug.

Team brains

when a skanky girl gives you and all your friends head
" dude that team brains last night was dope"
by baby truck June 30, 2008
mugGet the Team brainsmug.

team just

during the inaugural year of hanover high, coach just was an inspirtational and influentual person to many of us. since then he has truly become the anally retentive person we knew he always was and refuses to carry on a conversation with any of his former oceanography students past "DAVIS" or "SULLIVAN." team just was created last may during a friendly church youth group game of laser qWest. by the way we weren't playing at the one on 19th street in the heart of the ghetto of the hood of richmond. there were no black people. it sucked. anyways, during this church scrimmage, myself, mills, pinson, hausenfluck, and chad aka cashmuny decided to form an alliance much like that naked guy richard and rudy did in the first Survivor. our alliance could not be stopped for one reason. we would yell out battle cries after every kill. that battle cry was "TEAM JUST!11!1"

to commemorate (spelling) this momentous occasion i purchased a $5 dogtag in chicago which reads "c-dav hanover high team just." i wear it around my neck to remind myself of the struggle my fellow white brethren faced as we conquered impossible odds of overthrowing the Carmen/Nick Wisner alliance that was steadily becoming the worst duo ever to be created.
"team just 4ever!11!1"
by c-dav January 20, 2005
mugGet the team justmug.

team smash

the act of getting some buddies and hitting up a public bathroom with enough stalls for each, it should last approximately ten minutes. if one guy were to finish before another he would simply wash and wait all the while talking with the other brothers still taking care of business. Great for meeting new people and talking about more private matters
-Where were you guys? "we were taking a team smash!"
-Team smash anyone? "give me five minutes and I will be good to go"
by ManikMonster May 7, 2010
mugGet the team smashmug.

team building

Typically just a corporate term for a piss up.

The act of spending company dollars on booze in an attempt to make a work team get on better.

Likely to backfire and actually break down a team due to the free nature of the booze and it's much-loved disinhibition, coupled with an abhorrence of your colleagues. Watch out for a drunkfession, drunkfrontation and an assortment of drunkidity.

Crafty managers have been known to use this as a ploy to remove a disliked employee.
So you understand that your behaviour at the team building exercise was in breach of your employment contract and our code of donduct, so we have no choice to terminate your employment.

(Cheers in next office quickly muffled by bacon & egg rolls)
by Greeenie June 16, 2011
mugGet the team buildingmug.

Team Mystic

The blue team of Pokémon Go. While easily the most popular team in the game, the majority seems to be the most butthurt. When they're not busy getting their gyms taken from them, they can be found on various forums either touting how smart they are, or calling Team Valor brainless jocks.

Thrilling.

When encountered in the wild, the bulk of Team Mystic seems to be made up of teenagers or salty neckbeards complaining about the heat.
Team Mystic would have the White House if they spent less time calling Valor dumb.
by Budhurt July 25, 2016
mugGet the Team Mysticmug.

band team

n. a derogatory term used to describe a person or people whom one feels is lower than the cum that gets stuck in your pubes when you get lazy
Steven: "Sorry dude, that sucks that she has a boyfriend. Is he at least cool?"
Steve: "Nah, he's a fuckin' flamer. He's probably on the band team."
by Railsplitter December 27, 2008
mugGet the band teammug.

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