wiggle foot

A black brown bird with a yellow beak that wiggles when it walks

Maya: "I just saw a flock of wiggle feet!"
Bert: "What are those"
Maya: "it's a brown and black bird that wiggles when it walks"
Bert: "That's rad, I want a wiggle foot !"

by Banananananassss August 1, 2016

Foot Swirly

When you can't afford a pedicure and you really need one, you put your foot in the toilet and flush multiple times until your foot is smooth and soft as a baby's bottom.

I spent all my money at BeerFest so I had to give myself a foot swirly before my best friends beach wedding.

by Pmdono August 13, 2016

Skunk's foot

The opposite of a rabbit's foot. An unlucky charm.

When I play cards or slots with my wife I always lose - she is a real skunk's foot.

by bosmo November 14, 2016

Big Foot

(1) A mythical creature often believed to be a large, hairy man.
(2) An over-sized or large pair of feet, often from a human.
(3) Often described to be a yeti found in the North West parts of the United States.

(1)Yo, I think I saw a Big Foot when I went camping!
(2) Hey man, I just noticed how big my feet are!

by KFC ruined me January 5, 2016

Ian Foot

Ian Foot is the chief immigration officer for one of the busiest airports in Europe. Being the first line of defence for our nations boarders, he does sometimes get labeled with the racism tag, but claims he is in no way a racist. He is also known to be an excellent board game maker. He also came up with the world famous phrase “If in doubt, keep em out”.

Person 1: That person is definitely not a racist.
Person 2: Yeah, must be Ian Foot.

by BenjameenoDeeno November 9, 2019

hemi-foot

Hemi induced lead foot.

Jacob got a new Ram truck and it resulted in a case of hemi-foot.

by Yelesom Kram April 19, 2019

Foot Cream

a thing that makes your foot look less ugly than it already does. also helps you move your foot without yelping and screaming in pain. this is random. no pun intended. just like this dumb definition so its the first on the page. thank you ladies and gentleman dogs cats and wolves.

"jack, thats sum really good foot cream"
"foot cream makes it easier to wear your crepes"
"oi blad gimme your crepes"
if you are not british you won't understand. THIS IS A WARNING.

by Shaqmanshotop April 20, 2019