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Father

A father is someone who cares for a child such a feeding the child.
Damien was his father.
by Dcde April 2, 2021
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Father

An organism that leaves for milk and never comes back.
My father left for milk wonder when he is gonna come back?
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Eskimo Father

Hey Josh, I fucked your mom last night so from now on you can refer to me as Eskimo father.
by league fan August 29, 2013
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Charlie Higson's Father's Payday

Charlie Higson's Father's Payday refers to a day in the future when it will probably rain. It is usually used pessimistically or sarcastically.

The phrase dates back to the early part of the 20th Century. It referred to a possibly apocryphal story. Each month, Charlie Higson's Father would have to go to collect his salary from his work. Grumbling, he would complain that because he had to go out to get his salary it would almost certainly rain.

People began to use the phrase colloquially when they pessimistically thought it was going to rain.
"Tuesday is going to be like Charlie Higson's Father's Payday"
by HeavierWeather October 3, 2013
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just like his father

A complete piece of shit just like his low life dad was. Popping pills and beating girls. Smokin that blunt trying to fade his problems away. No job. No money. No where to live. Just bitches on the side. Shitty inspiration no motivation for college. You think music is your way out but you haven't moved 2 feet. You have to be on your feet to move first. Debt collection is on their way after that pos pfc who popped on a piss test and got the boot.
He is a piece of shit just like his father.
by JustSpeakingTheHonestTruth February 14, 2012
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Father

an object that is very difficult to achieve
"Where is my FATHER?"
by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023
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Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a myth created around the year 1500 said to be the "male adult figure" (similar to mother, which unlike father isn't a myth) of a family, only 1 has been "claimed" to have been spotted driving a vehicular object in the year 1.
"Father is a very powerful warrior, winning every fight on Ancient Dessaly's colosseum, even against the most powerful Titans, his next battle will be on Mount Olympus against Hercules!
by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023
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