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Avon Old Farms

Avon Old Farms is a boarding school for young men smack dab in Avon Connecticut. One is apt to find jocks, preps, stoners and alchoholics alike in this STD breeding haven. The typical Avon boy is most likely to be found with a drink in one hand, a slut in the other and their varying range of pastel pants.
This AOF dude is totally smokin!
by - Porter's Girl April 7, 2005
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Alien Ant Farm

SoCal alternative metal band responsible for the Michael Jackson cover "Smooth Criminal". Members are Dryden Mitchell (Vocals), Terry Corso (Guitar), Tye Zamora (Bass), and Mike Cosgrove (Drums).
If you want a good band, try listening to Alien Ant Farm.
by Dylan January 2, 2004
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Farm girl facial

When a famers daughter shits on your chest, dips her thumb in it and wipes it on your forehead: Also known as the reverse Simba.
The boss mans daughter gave me a farm girl facial the other day.
by Shatner October 7, 2021
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Dick Farm Dan

1.A man who is a dick and he owns a dick farm and his name is Dan.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.
1. My neighbor is a Dick Farmer. And his name is Dan.
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!
by Willie shaverpus December 15, 2022
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4 e farms

Child labour camps consisting of non fertile soil, and dirty shmeks, located in East Mersea tomato capital of the communist world, dictated by Edward and Tucker
4 e farms seen me disobeying the rules by eating more than one piece of bread and threw me in a consentration camp

They put saw dust in my bread mix
by Pussy wrecker69 November 1, 2013
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Farmed Like Omi

An expression used to describe a man who is high on copium after a devastating loss.
Aiden: You got farmed like Omi!
Sean: Yea... I got farmed like omi...
Ben: Mald
by NukeBoyfriend March 25, 2022
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Dingleberry Spore Farm

The area between the asshole and the nutsack, where, due to inadequate wiping creates tiny lumps of shit and toilet paper that collect on pubic/ass hair, (dingleberry spores) which after adequate time for growth due to lack of showering (see: hygiene) have grown or conglomerated into larger, fully developed dingleberrys.
Dude 1: Hey broski you wanna go to the gym?
Dude 2: No can do bro, every time I do a squat I rip out patches of my dingleberry spore farm
Dude 1: Gross.
by greggims December 30, 2011
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