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twink funk

(noun, informal, often humorous)
1. A distinct olfactory phenomenon associated with young, slim, and typically gay men, particularly in nightlife, gym, or party settings. Defined by a potent blend of musk, pheromones, sweat, cologne, body spray, deodorant, hair products, and residual laundry detergent, it thrives in environments of high energy and physical activity. Often described as a mix of synthetic freshness and raw youthful essence.
2. A transient yet potent aroma commonly found in gay clubs, Pride events, shared living spaces, and post-workout locker rooms, where pheromone-laden sweat collides with aggressively applied designer fragrances, hair product, and the lingering scent of fabric softener. Typically fades with age, often dissipating by the mid-20s as metabolism slows and personal hygiene routines evolve.
“The twink funk was so thick in that club, I could practically taste the pheromones, Dior Sauvage, and residual desperation.”
by Sandancer69 March 16, 2025
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dick funk

A filthy smell. The product of not washing beneath the foreskin
Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
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Funked

The morning after smoking ganjaganja where one feels groggy and tired
I was so funked at brunch the other day I felt like puking.
by TERD SNIFFER December 9, 2017
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funk lumper

Wow, rebel wolf really lumps funk. Such a funk lumper
by MrGingerRock May 21, 2022
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Funk-tion-ary

The information bank that informs the curious about Funk music, musicians, history, jive etc. etc. etc.
Let's check the Funk-tion-ary for the correct spelling of Papa Mali's real name.
by Annie Mills September 13, 2008
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Strip District Funk

An all-around displeasure with the sights, sounds and smells of the Strip District. Two-headed pigeons, dog shit and burnt coffee smells.
James was overwhelmed by the strip district funk and passed out on the sidewalk in front of the ghetto meat shop.
by bigmammashouseofsoul January 21, 2009
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funk

an epic switch involving 3 or more couples
Bro what’s the move tonight? “Parker’s parents are gone so we’re having a massive funk in his basement!” yooo I’ll be there we’re gonna mak so hard! “Hell ya u better pull up
by reedballer2 May 17, 2019
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