Fortnite

A game that steals every damn cent of your money just so you can ignore your gf and look fancy

Omg! Patrica I just got some v-bucks!
Isn’t that the fortnite cash?
...

by DevilsFoeNO1 June 2, 2018

fortnite

a complete shit game that 2 year olds play

im going to fortnite

by philebinezer June 4, 2019

Fortnite

a game for people mostly boys (that plays it to death )who won't pay attention to their girlfriends so the break ups happen in 2018👍💔

Justin: babe I'm playing video games can u stop distracting me?
Alexa: your always on that game of fortnite u acting like its more important than me

Justin: it is.. Sorry but can u get me something to drink?
Alexa : yeah ...drink your ass down the stairs bc we done bye!

by Xox.maddybae December 15, 2018

Fortnite

A crappy shooter game that is worse than a trash can filled with broken Virtual Boys.

Person 1: Hey, Timmy just played Fortnite.
Person 2: His execution is tomorrow.

by fridgee February 28, 2020

Fortnite

The exact meaning of trash. Play minecraft it’s better.

Person 1: Wanna go play fortnite
Person 2 (pulls out gun): You play that game your dead.

by Get yeeted and deleted November 1, 2019

Fortnite

Game that really isn’t that great played by kids and teens and also scrubs.
Some people will play it just so they can join into conversations. All the girls are sick of hearing about this game.
I played it to see what it was all about. I’m gonna keep playing until I get a win. Here’s what my conversation in the morning went like.

Boys: talking about season four coming out
Me: wait is season three ending today and season four coming out tomorrow or just season four starting today
Boys: it’s coming out in literally ten minutes
One boy: wait you play fortnite?
Me:yes
Boy: are you good?
Me: no
Boy:ok

by dat Chic who plays wit da boiz June 1, 2018

Fortnite

35 year old sweaty father that don't pay their child support and lives alone for 3 days playing fortnite

This fortnite guy is a fag he killed me

by Fortniteisabitch May 6, 2018