facesterbating

masturbating to photos on facebook.

I feel like such a creeper -- I was totally facesterbating to your little sister last night.

by kookymiyuki March 1, 2011

Facestruction

To have your face completely reconstructed or deconstrusted.
Can be used in any tense.

1.Did you hear about that kid got Facestruction from Sarah.
2.LOL you got some major Facestruction.
3.Seth totally facestructed Mikey.

by BR0T4T0 March 15, 2013

Facesbook profile

The phenomenon wherein it impossible for a Facebook user to have a profile pic of only themselves but instead always have a picture of themselves and their significant other.

Sarah and Adam are both using the same picture of themselves on Facebook... it's almost like they worry people will wonder if they're lonely or single if their facesbook profiles don't match.

by Colonel Linguist September 5, 2015

Faded Fairy

A cute stoner girl.

That girl at the rave was a faded fairy.

by Tingle Likes Rupees October 7, 2016

Faded

When you are to caught up in memories and love to realize what's actualy in front of you when you are so deep in love with someone who cares nothing about you being faded is knowing you're going to get hurt but going with it anyways because you can't see what you are doing to yourself

I was faded for that boy

Hayden left and all I realized is I was faded from seeing who he truely was

by sjD101101 August 19, 2017

faded

To become intoxicated

This 1800 got me faded like a muwafuckka!

by Terry Bad Ice October 8, 2017

fade

A term used in craps to describe a bettor who covers "part or all of the shooter's center bet". Such a bettor is a fader, (who, according to oddsmakers, enjoys a slight edge over the shooter. Therefore, craps hustlers pass when it is their turn with the dice).

I decided to fade the shooter five times for all five dimes, convinced he would crap out. Unfortunately, he threw two sevens and three elevens, costing me the entire five grand -- leaving exactly zero in Junior's college fund.

by MTyeW23 May 8, 2018